About The Ladies

Middle One: What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?

Mimi: Are we really going to do Monty Python questions?

Middle One: What other questions could we possibly need to do?

Mimi: Inside the Actors Studio?

Middle One: YES.

What is your favorite word?

Middle One: Fiduciary  

Mimi: Superfluous – Wait can I change mine?- Serendipity

What is your least favorite word?

Middle One: Academic Probation- Yes I know that’s a phrase

Mimi: Prejudice 

What turns you on?

Middle One: Learning new concepts

Mimi: Seeing people smile- when the people around me are happy

What turns you off?

Middle One: Wet socks

Mimi: Ignorance and the behavior that results from ignorance

What sound or noise do you love?

Middle One: Silence

Mimi: My grandchildren's laughter... *looks wistfully out the window* …and rain

What sound or noise do you hate?

Middle One: Just one? Wind is probably the worst sound I can think of

Mimi: The sound of spitting.

What is your favorite curse word?

Middle One: Definitely F**K!

Mimi: F***ing H***…. *giggles* Will that violate anyone’s terms of use?

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

 Middle One: Physicist  

Mimi: Forensic Psychologist *The Middle One confirms she would be an excellent forensic psychologist*

What profession would you not like to do?

Middle One: Customer Service! *Mimi states I cant write that because this is a costumer service based venture* Fine, Store Greeter.

Mimi: Butcher- because it’s gross- wait, I don’t want to offend the butchers- you can make it bathroom attendant. I would not like to do that. Especially on the Eiffel Tower.

 Middle One: …..Why specifically not the Eiffel Tower?

Mimi: Because people just go up there to say that they peed on the Eiffel Tower and they are very messy. But don’t put that, you don’t have to put anything about the Eiffel Tower.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Mimi: *Stares out the window in contemplation* Your going to laugh at me.

Middle One: No, I promise I wont.

Mimi: Welcome Home *wipes stray tear* I have a place ready for you and your family is here to greet you….well….what I really want to hear is “Welcome good and faithful servant, I have a place ready for you and your family is here to greet you”.

Middle One: “Whew, your guardian angels were about to form a union”.